Thursday 26th May 2011
ATTENTION! This is an important public service announcement:
In the interests of scholarship, salubriousness and all-round satisfaction, the Bluestocking Society is reconvening in May for a cabaret-infused Symposium on Sexual Education!
In order to fully explore the ins-and-outs of this delicate subject, we have gathered the most experienced minds (and bodies) in the field to dispense a liberal dose of didactics, practical tactics and prophylactics.
Conducting this carnival of Carnal Knowledge are our suitably salacious Chairpersons, EASTEND CABARET, enlightening the masses with the help of their erotically erudite companion, Mr. Little Red Book.
The deliciously fruity APPLE TART (and recent runner-up as Best Variety Newcomer at the London Burlesque Week) will be providing the assembly with her very own Late Night version of the Bare Facts of Life;
Ukulele vamp and beloved Madam Treasurer TRICITY VOGUE is joined by two of her best friends, the divine ROSA CONRAD and the irresistible LANA SHELLEY. Together, wielding guitar, ukulele and a veritable (yet tasteful) wardrobe full of close-knit harmonies, THE MANGE TOUT MAMAS will share their observations on motherhood and modern life;
Our honourable Madam Secretary AUDACITY CHUTZPAH will keep us abreast of the latest burlesque birthing techniques from the Southern Hemisphere, with a comprehensive step-by-step guide;
HOORAY HENRY pops his Bluestocking cherry, using puppetry to improving effect;
The SPECIAL (NOT SO) SECRET SLOT will be amply filled by PATTY & HILLS – erstwhile daytime television hosts whose award-winning sex & cookery show will delight and disgust in equal measure;
And in a very special appearance, the incomparable DUSTY LIMITS will draw upon his immeasurable (and mostly misbegotten) wisdom to address us on any number of topics from the virile to the venereal.
BUT THERE’S MORE … audience participation levels will be taken to a new high with practical SEX-ED GAMES including Vegetable Condom Application (a.k.a Roll the Condom on the Cucumber) and what may perhaps be the very first (and last, if any video footage gets out) Bluestocking’s Air Sex Championship!
PLUS we will be treated to some choice sketches from Ms. Vogue and Mr. Limits’ acclaimed satirical cabaret ‘Lush Life’ …
ALL THIS along with the infamous Bluestocking’s Raffle (with added contraceptives), booty-shaking tunes from Madam DJ JOSEPHINE SHAKER, more tea and biscuits than you can shake a sausage at, and the greatest lubricant of them all – a well-stocked bar at Working Women’s prices!
Bluestocking Sex Education
Thursday 26th May2011
Doors 7.30pm, Show 8.30pm-10.30pm, Ends 12.00am
Tickets are £7 on the door (or £5 for the super organised advanced bookers)
Advance tickets from http://www.wegottickets.com/event/118532